yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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