Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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