I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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