he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
I wear drunk well.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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