is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
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