I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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