? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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