just come out here and I will go home with you...
from now on my penis is your penis
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
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