Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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