Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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