No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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