Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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