And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
