found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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