Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
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