i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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