Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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