help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I had to cum in my sink.
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