I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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