Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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