marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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