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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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