No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
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I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Do you have feelings for this penis?
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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