Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I cut my penus on the lid.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
Randomize
