spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
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