Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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