handjob tips. give me some.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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