Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
i barfeds in our rink
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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