I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
She bit a glass in half.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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