ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Fuck appropriateness.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Semen is not good for contacts.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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