The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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