i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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