evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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