soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
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