Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
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