Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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