Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
So vagazzling was a success
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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