I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
We need to rekindle our bromance
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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