i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
