Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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