Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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