none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
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