Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Two words: blizzard sex
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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