How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
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