the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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