Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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