did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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