Sry I called you an 8
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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