Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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