A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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