Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
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