It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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