I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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