I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
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