you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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