Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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