I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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