how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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