Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
My underwear smells like fireworks.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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