As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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